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A Newfoundland Love Poem

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« on: August 15, 2006, 02:13:32 pm »

A Newfoundland Love Poem

 (Who said Newfies weren't romantic?)



   Of course I love ya darling

   You're a bloody top notch bird

   And when I say you're gorgeous

   I mean every single word



  So ya bum is on the big side

  I don't mind a bit of flab

  It means that when I'm ready

  There's somethin' there to grab



  So your belly isn't flat no more

  I tell ya, I don't care

  So long as when I cuddle ya

  I can get my arms round there.



  No woman who is your age

  Has nice round perky breasts

  They just gave in to gravity

  But I know ya did ya best.



  I'm tellin ya the truth,

  No I never tell ya lies

  I think its very sexy

  That you've got dimples on ya thighs.



  I swear on me grannies grave now

  The moment that we met

  I thought u was as good as

  I Was ever gonna get.



  No matter wot u look like

  I'll always love ya dear

  Now shut up while the hockey's on

  And fetch another beer.

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 04:23:38 pm »

now aint yoo woemantic Angry
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 05:26:50 pm »

Like for hubby to recite that to me here's what he'd get   punish punish Evil
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 05:29:05 pm »

i tells ya heed be gitten eese own beer 47
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 06:04:10 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 07:12:02 pm »

 punish smartin up...tis only a joke saucee saucee
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2006, 02:18:44 am »

LMAOoooooooooooo

i bet u has yer sugar plums gitten u a beer....er do u get her hers Huh
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2006, 07:28:59 am »

 we gits em twogedder  :boozie2:  siya110py
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2006, 05:24:58 pm »

Good for you  Azn
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2006, 06:19:47 pm »

Hi Mewfie Santa..
What are you going to bring me for Christmas?  163
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2006, 11:09:32 pm »

Hey, I was wondering...........If I am a really good girl.......what would the newfiesanta bring me for christmas.

I am good, .......even when I am naughty I am nice..............yep, thats my story and I am stickin to it.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2006, 07:12:46 am »

yaa santie wut ya gunna gits us Huh
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2006, 08:47:59 am »

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yaa santie wut ya gunna gits us

 punish gimme back me bat & i'll tell ya  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2006, 12:25:44 pm »

 Angry das my bat Angry  31
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2006, 01:30:05 pm »

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