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« on: July 24, 2006, 12:17:25 pm »

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks.

As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in
the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and is too tired to have his way with
her.

After they are rested and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way
this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens.

The fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have
me."

He's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to catch
her, but when he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the next four days,
the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself and found he has lost another 20 lb as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years.

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2006, 05:19:15 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2006, 05:21:04 pm »

wunder if ee kin runs faster LMAO 
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2006, 05:24:52 pm »

now there's a predicament for ya ...get out of that one will ya man   44 44 44
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 05:27:45 pm »

LMAO reminds me of two peeple meetin up wit a bear...an all ya nose is dat ya hopes ya kin run faster den ya frend lolol 

dat poor bugger havin is weight loss program...ee probly will end up huffin n puffin eeself into de grave wit dat lass program...cuz dunt u nose ee nut gunna stops runnin LMAO
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